I have a cellphone!  Granted, it's been used, not crazy-thin, and white, but I don't care.  My...should I call him boyfriend? XD - gave me the phone, activated it for me, and now it's mine.  :D:D:D

Guuuuh, that's a lame cat, I need proper pics.

Oh shitshitshitshitshit, I left my straightener on for like half an hour on the highest freaking possible setting, half on top of a plastic box, shiiiiiit.  BERIGHTBACK....