So Spears actually spells her name with one T.  Her newest album came out two days ago.  Is muy catchy, is hip-hop and I like that.  Totally into the whole party scene thing, if I could.

Today, I feel fat.  Right now I do.  Honestly, I look like I'm fucking pregnant.  I don't know why it can't be nicely all over and has to be centered right there and it's so stupid.  Also I completely lack self-control, so I just keep eating.

I don't know what to do about my Journalism teacher...I am ever so glad that there is only one publication left, because - her grammar, oh!  Not only is she not adhering to proper US grammatical rules (which in themselves are already much worse than UK grammatical rules), she is, what, making up her OWN?!  That goes beyond illogical.  I was Copy Editor for a reason.  Whatever, all I have to do is draw up a list and tell people to go edit.  Fine job I have.  Too bad all this will stay inside and she will never see it.  I want her to see it.

Only then she would feel bad, and talk to me about it, and, pffft.

Seriously, look.  Does this look right?

She decided she had to "run;" she turned and left for home.

Granted, the semicolon probably isn't the best choice of punctuating that sentence, but COLONS and SEMICOLONS INSIDE the quotes?!  And she's an English teacher!!!

I'm really just quite fed up with all this.

On a lighter note, we have a Secret Santa for that class.  I am attempting to wrap a wire horse as my gift.